Friend,
MoTo and me, we just came from Los Angeles. And on behalf of the
city of Los Angeles, home of the ‘84 Olympics, and the homeless capital
of America, MoTo and I have been asked by the L.A.O.O.C., (the Los
Angeles Committee for the Organizing of Olympics), to travel this
land during the Olympics and tell the people of our land this Olympic
Update Report. And they asked us to do this. And they paid
for us to do this. They gave us one-way bus tickets to travel
America and come here. They gave us one way bus tickets.
They paid for them. And this is called Greyhound therapy.
And We were in Los Angeles for the Olympics. What the
Olympics were like, the Olympics were like the movie Blue
Thunder. Blue thunder was in Los Angeles. And just like in
the movie there were super helicopters, like Blue Thunder, from the
LAPD Skywatch watching down from the sky. there were Olympic
helicopters everywhere. All over the city. the shinny ones
-- not the puffy helicopters that are round like balls, but the long
ones like blue thunder, that look like giant grasshoppers and can see
through walls. they can point right at you, and they know how
cold or hot you are. And they can find you and shoot you down
just because you’re warm, thinking the wrong thoughts. (And you
thought there weren’t any more of them because in Blue Thunder Roy
Snyder shot them down with an old-fashioned bubble helicopter, and got
the tape to the T. V. station that showed how they were going to look
through walls and go into your mind and read it even when you were
sleeping).
But now there are Olympic helicopters and they fly over the city and
sit on the sides of skyscrapers like the 17 year locusts -- like
when the 17 year locusts came and covered all the trees in
Ohio. and they ate, ate, ate, ate, ate all the leaves of off all
the trees in all of Ohio. And now the Olympic helicopters, they
sit on the sides of the buildings reading thoughts and looking for
terrorists. And the LAPD they come down in to the skid row park
at 6th and Gladys, across the street from the Hippy kitchen and the
Regal Hotel, and they make everyone lie down on the ground with their
heads behind their hands. And they talk thru their walkie talkies
to the Olympic helicopters. And the Olympic helicopters read the
minds of the people lying on the ground and they signal the LAPD and
the LAPD take them away. they take them away and they put them in
jail so that we can have the Olympics.
If you’re a terrorist you can pretend you’re not by thinking cool
thoughts all day long. But when you fall asleep, the terrorist
thoughts will come back into your mind and the Olympic helicopters (no
matter where you are) will feel the heat and they will find you.
And now that all the terrorists have been plucked up and carried off to
jail by the Olympic helicopters, you can get a bed at the Weingart
Center or the Midnite Mission. And before the Olympics you hardly
ever could and you’d have to sleep outside in a box. Box, box, box, all
around the Midnite mission on Los Angeles Street. Box, box, box,
back into the alley in your box. And that’s o.k. It’s good,
because if you’re sleeping there with everyone in boxes, you’re not
going to get into any trouble. --- Like the old lady who slept
all alone in the goofy car she decorated with balls in the vacant lot
over on 5th and Wall. She got cut up.
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